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the chaos.
Office, wedding, wake, wrap party. Bring the riot. We box it, pack it, roll it to your door in a heated crate built to feed a crowd.
The Starter Pack.
Smash sliders, spuds, dipping sauces. Enough food to make the meeting forgettable.
The Riot.
Smash sliders, spicy chicken, hand-cut spuds, full sauce lineup, dirty soda jugs. The crowd gets loud.
Most orderedThe Felony.
Full menu split across hot crates. Sliders, chicken, spuds, sodas, dips. We deliver in formation.
The Wreckage.
Festivals, conferences, weddings that get out of hand. We staff it, we run it, we leave nothing standing.
Push it further.
Self-serve devil-water station. Pick your sin: vanilla cream, coconut, lime crush, or the house mistake.
Hand-cut spuds, kept hot, refilled until people start asking you to stop. They won't ask you to stop.
Full Dirty Dip lineup in personal cups. House, hot, Ranch Reaper, garlic confession.
Two of ours showing up to plate, refill, and clean up after your mess. Tier 03 and up.
How it goes down.
You tell us.
Date, headcount, scene of the crime. We'll quote in 24 hrs or less.
We confirm.
Lock the order 72 hours out. We pre-stage everything the morning of.
We show up.
Hot crates. Setup in 10 minutes. Then we vanish — or stay, if you booked the crew.
Request a quote.
Tell us the basics. We'll come back with a number, a menu, and a slot.