Est. 2026

Bad to the Bun.

Smash Burgers Hand Cut Spuds Dirty Soda
Exhibit A
Bad Burger smash burger

This is what bad looks like.

Double patties. Smashed thin. Crust you can hear. The kind of burger that ruins other burgers for you.

We're not open yet.

Bad Burger is at large in Detroit. Doors crack open soon. Get on the lineup and the first 100 in line eat free on opening day.

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The Lineup.
Priors
First Mistake

Devour.

Garlic parm fries, curds, smash rolls, junk fries. The opening act.

Make a mess →
Exhibit A
Smash burger

Smash.

Double patties. Crust you can hear. Buns that remember who they are.

See the burgers →
Sidekick
Spuds

Accomplice.

Hand-cut. Hand-battered. Made to get out of hand.

See the sides →
Rap Sheet
Chicken

Crunch.

Hand-battered. Buttermilk-soaked. Crackin' loud.

Make the call →
Last Word
Dip

Dip.

Eight house sauces. Ranch reborn. Dip responsibly.

Choose your problem →
Evidence B
Dirty soda

Pour.

20 oz. of attitude. Cream, syrup, candy, chaos. Make a pour decision.

Get dirty →
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TWEAKS
Mascot prominence
Changes how loud the devil-burger & devil-cup are across the site.