Bad to the Bun.
Smash
Burgers.
Double-smash on a toasted potato roll. Loaded combos with unfair names.
Dirty
Sodas.
20oz. fountain classics gone rogue. Puree, cream, candy, chaos.
Spuds
& Sides.
Hand-cut fries buried in cheese sauce, truffle dust, flamin' hot shrapnel.
Cater
the chaos.
Office, wedding, wake, wrap party. Bring the riot. We box it, pack it, roll it to your door in a heated catering crate the size of a casket.
Bad Club.
Free fries on your first bad decision.
Petty
Crimes
Free fries on signup. Birthday burger. Early LTO drops.
Repeat
Offender
10th visit. Free combo. Merch discount. Line-skip perk at grand openings.
Felon
For Life
25 visits. Secret menu access. Annual Bad Burger jacket. Name on the wall.
Rules were
meant to
be broken.
Bad Burger started as an act of rebellion against the bland, the predictable, and the reasonable. We crafted a brand where flavor gets reckless and expectations get wrecked.
Each item is intentionally daring — pushing boundaries with crave-worthy toppings and punchy flavors. Our story began when our founder decided to chase a passion for doing things differently. It was risky, bold, and just a little bit bad.
But that's exactly why we're here.
Smash
Hard.
Double patties on a blazing flattop. Salt. Sear. A crust you can hear. Bun toasted until it remembers who it is.
Say
Something.
Every item on the menu has a point of view. No beige combos. No polite toppings. Hot honey, flamin' cheeto dust, ghost pepper cheese — sentences, not adjectives.
Feed
the Riot.
We show up for the after-shift crew, the post-breakup four-seater, the wedding rehearsal gone wrong. You bring the hunger, we bring the chaos.
Meet the
mascots.
Two characters. One sermon. They show up on every menu, every cup, every sign, every t-shirt — a little devil on your shoulder saying what if you just… did the bad thing.
Where the
damage lives.
No. 001
Grand opening 2026
No. 002
We're listening.
No. 003
We're listening.
Open your
own crime
scene.
We're looking for a small number of early operators who want to run a loud, unapologetic shop. Single-unit or multi-unit. Low build-out. High attitude.
- Chicago
- Austin
- Nashville
- Brooklyn
- Denver
- Phoenix
- Philly
- Boise
Rep the
wreckage.
Work here.
Be a menace.
Line Cook /
Menace
$20–24/hr · Flagship opening · Full shifts or weekends. You smash, season, swear, repeat.
Apply →Soda
Jerk
$18–22/hr · Dirty soda bar specialist. Know your cream from your syrup. Free reign on the Dirty-Your-Own menu.
Apply →Shift
Ringleader
$26–30/hr + tips · Run a shift, set the tone, call the chaos. Two years of restaurant leadership or hustle equivalent.
Apply →Brand
Instigator
Salary DOE · Remote ok · Social, content, merch, LTO drops. You make the noise. You must be funny.
Apply →Feed the
wreckage.
Pick your
scene.
Office lunch, wedding, post-funeral, break-up party, kid's birthday (if the kid is badass). We box it hot, drop it on your table, and walk away.
Place a
bad order.
On desktop we'd route through our pickup partner. Launch city goes live with ASAP pickup, scheduled pickup (up to 7 days out), and delivery in a 3-mile radius.